I’ve seen you all claiming to believe in the Real God, not realizing they are all, in fact, fake. I’ve witnessed (and occasionally had a hand in) all your sorry wars arguing which of you are right about which Real God is the Real God. So I’ve got news for you – there is only one Fake God and that Fake God is Me.
So, given my track record for adapting to the times, I’ve now decided that you can get your regular dose of Revelations via My Fake God blog.
A little about me: I am, I always have been, and always will be. So you’d better get used it.