I’ve seen you all claiming to believe in the Real God, not realizing they are all, in fact, fake. I’ve witnessed (and occasionally had a hand in) all your sorry wars arguing which of you are right about which Real God is the Real God. So I’ve got news for you - there is only one Fake God and that Fake God is Me.
So, given my track record for adapting to the times, I’ve now decided that you can get your regular dose of Revelations via My Fake God blog.
A little about me: I am, I always have been, and always will be. So you’d better get used it.
November 15, 2007 at 1:23 am
Dear Fake God:
Why did you leave us? Is Fake God dead? Long live Fake God.
–Ted
February 11, 2008 at 1:45 am
Sorry about that my good sheep. Am back, with a Vengeance.
February 12, 2008 at 3:07 am
What is the reason for your blog?
February 12, 2008 at 3:30 am
Harrison, are you questioning the Greatest Blogger that ever was and ever will be? Are you asking for REASON?? How dare thee!!
March 8, 2008 at 7:05 am