The impertinence of the unbelievers is getting rather irritating these days. If they don’t watch out I’m going to have to do some serious smiting (I’ll start with the goldfish first). The latest tripe to come from the BBC (Blasted Blasphemic Crowd) to test my Goodness dares ask: Must the US president believe in God?
I can answer that: If there is candidate that doesn’t believe in me, they won’t get in. Simple as that. How do I know? Well, apart the fact that I know everything that has, is and will be, there is also this Gallup poll that tells the story in very clear terms. 1006 of my subjects in the greatest nation on God’s green earth were asked:
Between now and the 2008 political conventions, there will be discussion about the qualifications of presidential candidates — their education, age, religion, race, and so on. If your party nominated a generally well-qualified person for president who happened to be …, would you vote for that person?
|
Yes, would |
No, would not |
|
|
% |
% |
|
| Catholic |
95 |
4 |
| Black |
94 |
5 |
| Jewish |
92 |
7 |
| A woman |
88 |
11 |
| Hispanic |
87 |
12 |
| Mormon |
72 |
24 |
| Married for the third time |
67 |
30 |
| 72 years of age |
57 |
42 |
| A homosexual |
55 |
43 |
| An atheist |
45 |
53 |
So there you have it – my chosen people have spoken. Now, stop fiddling around and get on and do some praying.
